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[Found Lost]

I think my heart just stopped....

Jesus Christ....

And I thought there weren't any scary movies anymore. This reminded me of how big a wuss I really am. FUCKING. CREEPY. And the sound is what did it too. Sometimes the scary part isn't what you see, but what you DON'T see, and this flash proves that once and for all.

So obviously I gotta vote 5 on this. I haven't had a good scare in a long time, cause of those damn shitty 90's teen slasher films that ruin classic horror movies.

Truly beautiful, in a sick, twisted way....

I like it.

PS: It's true. That last painting, Surfing The Apocalypse, is indeed haunted. Former owners have claimed that the kids in the picture actually move and the boy has been seen brutally hurting the girl. People even have wierd reactions looking at photos of it on the internet!

What can I say? I study up on the paranormal, despite my wussiness.

-Phantos

[Megaman vs Metroid]

Great!

But this game has some serious flaws.

1. Z button to JUMP?! Crappiest idea I've ever heard of. It's such a clumsy button to use for such a neccessary action. Just make the jump button the up key next time.

2. The boss is so friggin' difficult, but only because it uses cheap tactics and is unfairly advantaged. The clumsy jumping maneuver only makes things worse, making it physically impossible to beat Samus.

3. A map would be nice.

4. Those bees are really friggin' annoying.

5. Some backstory might be nice.

Other than that, it's still the best 2-D platformer on NG. Don't give me that crap sayin' Gunny Bunny or Alien Hominid are better, 'cause they really AREN'T. In fact they're damn aweful.

And that other 2-D megaman game's got nothin' on this.

Good show.

-Phantos

[ng emulator]

It's funny because it's true

Good job. You poked fun at each and every foible NG has to offer. Nothing extraordinary, but still good for a few laughs. And who can put a price on that?

-Phantos

[FinalFantasyFlash v1]

This is why they call it Beta

1. There's no story.

2. 75% of the time, his attacks miss. WTF is up with that?

3. Potions recover MORE than just 20. And since that stupid brown goblin thing's invisible attacks do 20 each time, potions are completely pointless.

4. There's no animations for the attacks when a monster does them.

5. Why does he start off with Ultima?

6. What was that battle music called?

A lot of improvements need to be made before this can be considered remotely playable. But, it's only a beta, so whaddaya expect?

-Phantos

chikara1 responds:

Well In earlier responces I already said that the script I used is stolen from Dungeons and Dragons... I always threw 1d20 lower than what I should so I missed... Even in the game I was creating. And I entered everything including Ultima because I didn't create a worldmap so learning or collecting it was out of the option.

[Rabbits An Weed]

I'm with Cykosis on this one.

Leave the crap off NG. There's already too much of it here as it is. And next time, make a game where the controls WORK PROPERLY.

-Phantos

MD-CHIS responds:

now come on kid we all know you cant do better wanksta

[Johan2]

Ugh...

Who wants to kill a poor little doggy? FREAKS, and that's the only audience this flash reaches. The reason they blammed the last one is because no one wants to dress up a dog, and only a marginal percent of people want to kill dogs(but keep in mind the reason this won't get blammed is because there are hundreds of idiots who vote 5 on anything to get a protection point).

This is stupid to the point of nauseum.

-Phantos

[Mouse A-Maze-Ment]

Hmm!

Although not much in the graphics or sound department, it had me entertained AND challenged for quite a while. A lot of effort was put into this to make a solid and enjoyable game, yet still provide challenge, and for that, I reward ye. Good job man. :)

-Phantos

[3 GAME ARCADE]

Poor at best

The Pac-Man game is poorly designed, Tic-Tac-Toe was so easy it makes simple math look like advanced calculus, and the last game you claim was Space Invaders, but was actually a shoddy game involving a Star Trek shipping blowing up Tie Fighters, which makes absolutely no sense, and doesn't even play like the original Space Invaders.

Not worth the time it takes to load.

-Phantos

[Defend Your Castle (Full)]

Although a bit average in some departments...

...This game is terribly addicting. It's like... Uh.... Everquest. It's nothin' great in the visual departments, but it's so fun it can be considered an online drug. But what surprised me the most, is that this might be the first time anyone submitted a game to NG, and when they resubmitted the full version, it wasn't the same crap again! You ACTUALLY MADE IMPROVEMENTS to this game, and that's more than anyone can say about a LOT of the idiots with flash technology. I mean, just check out the obituaries to see what I'm talkin' about!

Nonetheless, this is a solid and enjoyable experience to say in the very least. Very good job indeed.

-Phantos