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That was shit

1. There have been quite a few times when Black Spy wins. If you actually ever BOTHERED to read Mad Magazine, you might have figured that out.

2. There's no preloader.

3. There's no sound.

4. What the f*** was up with that background you found?!

and last but not least,

What possesed you to do something this stupid???

-Phantos

GoTwinks responds:

hey listen up asswipe, i've read plenty of mads to know that the black spy has won a couple times, but not everyone who knows spy vs spy will know that the black spy won a few times, 2) who cares about a preloader its a small file anyways 3)turn your hearing aids up granny 4)whats so bad about the backgrounds asswipe 5)Hey at least we have the fucking balls to upload some flash work to laugh at your funny ass critisizum

Hey man, chill. No need to be mean to BHSpike

U said to BHSpike: "You call me a reatrd?? At least I don't write crap in my profile that's WrITteN lIkE a ReTArDeD 12 yEaR Old would. Seeing as you are so great and so very mature, what the hell are you doing on a site like this? Don't you have a life? I don't spend all day and night on my Flash movies because I do actually have a social life iunlike you, as you are a hypocritical moron who has way too much time on your hands.

Finally, go fuck yourself, bitch."

Man, calm down. Jesus, you need to GROW UP man. Forgive him for using the brain in his head. Maybe if you did it, we wouldn't have had to sit through this trash you call flash.

You can say the usual "i knnow flash so fuck you!!1!" in a similar fashion in which you did to BHSpike without mercy, but know this:

Whoever brags about their social life every chance they get is a loser with no friends. You need to accept the fact that people have opinions different from yours, not lash out at anyone who doesn't vote 5. And if you think you have the right to flame people for not liking it, then who here is the retard?

-Phantos

18-12-2 responds:

You know, this is a place to review work, not start criticising me about whatever the hell you were going on about. Perhaps if you want your opinions to be heard, go onto the BBS and rant there, instead of just giving me all Zeroes without any reason. And don't try and act all high and mighty on me, it's people like you that are usually the biggest retards.

You need to accept the fact that people have opinions different from yours.

Sound familiar? You criticise me about it, and yet here you go on and on and on about meaningless crap that has nothing to do with Flash.

So why don't you just crawl back into your little hole with your laptop and Playboy magazines and stop wasting my time with your bullshit, you pathetic excuse for a NG user.

I'm pretty sure it's a glitch

There's no way NG would be stupid enough to rate this as the #1 movie of all time, and since the score is actually LOWER than anything else in NG history, I think maybe the system accidentally misread the score and thought it was the HIGHEST rated in NG history.

Tom or Wade really need to step in. This is making a mockery of Newgrounds having this scat at #1.

-Phantos

No-blam-4-u responds:

yo dude, no need for insults, it was a mistake by them, give em a break. And it looks like this movie set two records then? firs anegative score of -1.56 and a score of 116.10 haha, meh, not my fault, so don't bitch at me people

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WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!?!?!

That was some seriously messed up shit man. The animation was crappy, the plot was similar to that of a storyline from an acid trip, which I think inspired this..... whatever the hell this is supposed to be...

I feel dirty just having watched this...

-Phantos

Batthew responds:

Hey you piece of shit! Your aunt Mabeline owns a butt-plug, so fuck off.

Maybe finish the movie first

Why would they have some sort of battle in a happy flowery field, sans the flowers? And why isn't this movie even FINISHED yet?

Other than the complex fighting sequences later in the flash, there's not much reason to watch this until it's actually DONE. Hopefully with some much-needed improvements.

Sorry man.

-Phantos

wfehoodornament responds:

i submitted this to see if people would like it enuff for me to not wanna waste my time on the endings im making and have no one like them and that back ground was from one of my other flashes that sucked horribly...idk i guess a tribute to it lol

Much better than before

I think you've taken the advice of what us Newgroundians gave you earlier, because this shows quite a bit of improvement over the first version. However, you really need to make the words easier to read.

It is quite possible, and quite easy to make word bubbles using MS Paint. All you have to do is use the ellipse button, and then use the polygon to make the arrow indicating who's talking, and then type in the words using the text button.

Although the graphics still have not improved much, the fight scene involving the green blob shows that you have honed your flash making skills.

Never stop listening to advice. I know there are a lot of idiots out there who will just blam movies without trying to help, but as long as you make a commitment to improve your work, then we will be there to support you.

Nice job. :)

-Phantos

Andrex1212 responds:

It's nice to see respect! holy crap!!! everyone else is swarin about it and bein real crude! last time you were too but this time you bein real nice bout it. This is my first movie anyway too so... I'm makin a number 2 with A LOT more stuff! better graphics! the whole 9 yards! anyway thnx.

You aren't the first to mix MS Paint and Flash

Do you even GO to Newgrounds? How could you think you were the first? And besides, there's no way you made that in MS Paint. The graphics were too good! It was animated far too well to have been from MS Paint.

Too bad the "Plot" made no sense. If it had any relation to NG, besides the name, maybe it would have gotten a higher score from me.

-Phantos

Newgrounds-Pirate responds:

guess what, i did make them in paint. sorry to piss you off but i did.
man i guess i just kick your ass in art any day. if thats what i do when i bored what coudl i do if i had an art assinment. holy shit i hate people who say ... "wa wa wa you dint do that" little shits i say. you want proof ill sent you the bit map then you will shit you paints saying "holy crap this is made in MSPAINT!" go look at maddox hes very good. i look up to him for MSpint imsperation!

"All good art is about something deeper than it admits." -Roger Ebert

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