Shit
Simply put, that was shit.
"Where's Sonic?"
ZOOM!
*crashes into wall*
*explodes into very bloody and disgusting corpse*
"Oh there you are."
Now tell me, what part of that was NOT a complete waste of time, flash and dignity on your part?
-Phantos
Damn.....must be a sonic fan..
It's a series of shorts dumbass,quit your bitching.
Besides you're spoiling it for everyone. Dick.
Okay, wtf is wrong with all you people?
This is just crap filtered out by some guy who has a vendetta against someone with TALENT. The fact is, everyone is entitled to their opinion, but no one is entitled to rip-off the style of another person's work to make fun of it just because they don't entirely like it.
I love the Neurotically Yours series. But that's not why I'm outraged at this flash. How would you like it if you put every ounce of effort into making something that you think is gold, and then have a bunch of idiots blam it, when your work is actually pretty good?
How would you feel if people started making fun of your work, and a million prebubescent nerds sent it into the top 50 just because they don't like it either?
This is nothing more than a personal insult to IllWill Press, and doesn't deserve to exist. This is the kind of mind-numbing slock that is turning our society into a cultural wasteland. The man who made this flash shouldn't be phrased, he should be PUNISHED!
This is nothing but a petty attempt at a flame war, and is only making himself look dumber in the process. The people at NG have to learn that opinion is one thing, but literally making fun of someone elses work for no reason other than spite, is not opinion. It's stupidity....
You're not stupid are you?
-Phantos
its called a parody. Mad Magazine does it all the time. i'm using the characters likenesses to make fun of them. its not a ripoff. no matter what you think your review is unfair. Considering that i drew pictures, it had sound, it deserves at least a 1 in each category. I was just pointing out the flaws in these cartoons, in a form where many people would see them, in a hope to show people that iwillpress is overrated. Its just a comic converted to flash. And yet it ranks up in the top 50 over other BETTERLY animated and more in depth movies. Whenever i review iwill[ress's movies i never give him a 0. i tell him exactly whats wrong with his piece, and how he can improve it. However each installment i see is the same tired old formula. This movie is maybe, half as well drawn as his, however it has scene changes, which his lacks. Also it was done in much less time.
THIS IS THE WORST MOVIE EVER ALLOWED ONTO NG!!!!!!
And here's why!
Holly Jones, an innocent young girl was abducted recently, molested, and KILLED. But that's not where this grisly tale ends. You see, the sick, twisted monsters who did such horrible things to her, then CUT HER BODY INTO MORE THAN 3 PIECES, AND STUFFED HER REMAINS INTO GARBAGE BAGS, AND LITTERED THEM ACROSS THE SHORE OF A TORONTO ISLAND!!!!
And in this flash, we see a girl booger brought into a guy booger's house, where she is MURDERED. Then, the next scene shows the guy booger with a garbage bag, which, when emptied later on in the flash, are the cut-up pieces of the girl booger!
Juztin, do you HONESTLY think this is funny? Because if you do then you're just as sick as the bastards who killed Holly Jones. Do you have no consideration for the feelings of others?! There are hundreds of Canadians who go to this site, and you have personally spit in the face of each and every one of them, AND managed to belittle an immensly serious issue just so you could make some shitty-ass flash about snot!
I really hope that this wasn't intentional, and I seriously hope that you never meant any ill feelings towards those who have been affected by this tragedy. But an innocent girl has lost her life, and has been denied a chance at life. And this flash, like it or not, completely underminds everyone who has ever been related or affected to any and all cases portrayed in this flash.
Don't make another Bobby the Booger short, because this is not the kind of stuff that should be made fun of. Please, I'm asking you not as a diligent member of Newgrounds. But as a human being. Please, PLEASE stop this before it becomes even more offensive, or in the very least, fix this movie so that it doesn't portray the awful message that it does now.
I hope the rest of Newgrounds will support me on this. I really hope you all have the dignity to do so. Because funny or not, this is a subject that does not deserve to be made fun of...
-Phantos
whoa, calm down cowboy...i never even heard of that chick. take some pills and relax. hope you like episode two better ;)
Pretty good.... I guess.
As good as it was, it DID have some very clear problems.
1. The sound effect for when Zero uses his lazer sword is a little high pitched at the end.
2. I'm not blaming you for it, but there were DOZENS of spelling errors. If you ever do something like this again(which I strongly suggest you do), then when it's finished, before you submit it to Newgrounds, any words that you are unsure of how they are spelled, take to www.dictionary.com. And you should try and add more depth to the conversations, so that it could be funnier, because trust me, that was funny.
I hope you take these 2 points into consideration, to help better your mad flash makin' skillz.
-Phantos
1. sword sound: ya i definately should have done better on that. thx for noticing, i'll try to do better on sound in the future
2. spelllling? lol jk i know i need to have a friend spell check my stuff, or something.
i'm so glad u thought it was funny, i like knowing i made people either laugh or be happy. u know what i mean? haha mad flash makin skillz ^^ ur so awsome! i'm so glad u reviewed. thx for everything man it helped a lot. more then u'd think. thx again. ttyl
Well that was messed up
Although it made no sense whatsoever, it had a good chuckle here or there. But still, how come the other episode's dialogues are written well, and this one looks like it was written by a 5-year old kid who only knows possibly 20 to 25 English words.
Oh well. I've seen much worse.
-Phantos
critic
I'm Canadian
And what Canada is going through right now is no laughing matter. The fact is, many people are dying because of this disease, and this flash mockery of a very serious disease is an insult to everything Canada has suffered for over the last few months. This is spitting on the face of an entire nation and you should be ashamed.
-Phantos
Wow, I appologize if you were offended but this isn't a mockery. It's just a simple cartoon trying to give some smiles over what is a dark thing. Possibly even give some laughter to those afraid of it I mean SARS does die in the end.
The wait was SO worth it!
YES! A new FF4 Survivor! Oh thank goodness, I thought this was cancelled or something! Oh man, I've been a huge fan of this since the first episode, and this is the funniest one yet! If not a great flash movie all it's own, then certainly a unique one! And it was long 2! I didn't think flash movies could BE that long!
Excellent. Truly excellent.
-Phantos
HELL NO WE CAN'T CANCEL THIS! And yes, Flash Movies can be almost any length, given that the file doesn't cap the Newgrounds Limit of 5MB. Glad you thought it rocked!
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