Ugh.
If you can go into a 3 walled room, and NOT crash into each wall 13 times, then this "interactive flash" will be an insult to your motor skills. A braindead chicken can get through this flash in seconds, only to find a strange and most certainly boring "plot".
Yes, for dessert, I'll have a Blam point please, hold the turd.swf.
-Phantos
It's alright
Nothing spectacular, but just a little film with nicely done lego animation. And who doesn't love monkeys? The sounds were a little strange, but all in all, it's not bad.
-Phantos
Very good
Decent sprite animations, funny situations, 25 trophies, crappy easter eggs, and hilarious writing make this a.... Very good flash. Not great, but better than good.
HOWEVER, I promise to vote 5 on it if you will reveal to me where you got that orchestrated version of the FF8 Battle Music.
-Phantos
Sorry pal, but... that was damn near unwatchable
Your movie sucks for the following reasons:
1. The characters are so ludicrously designed that it's almost laughable. Why do 4 of them look like superheroes and villains, and 2 look like drunks?
2. It made me have to restart my computer 3 freakin' times IN A ROW, that's how poor the quality of it is.
3. The names for these characters are offputing. What 2 friends would ever be named Leo and Neo? Seriously, that's cheesier than the Cheeto Cheetah himself.
4. The writing is far below your standards BHSpike. Are you sure you had a part in this movie, because I don't see any of your expertise in this film. I've seen your earlier writing and this is utter filth compared to what you are normally capable of.
Perhaps a rabid pigeon rammed into your computer one day and it malfunctioned, making all of the good writing turn into bad writing?
I'm going to say this one more time, and then I will end my big-ass review:
YOU CAN DO BETTER.
I know it. You know it. All of Newgrounds knows it.
-Phantos
Terrific pacing
Oooooh, now you got me worked up for the finale! Man, you really let pretty much the remainder of the plot out of the bag there, and made it work in your favour. I think it's especially devious of you to bring all of the characters together, whether or not they're rivals of one another, to join in on the final fight. I think the finale's gonna be really good, and I think it has something to do with the fact that there's gonna be a 5 against 1(I think. Who knows what tricks you have left up your sleeve?).
Well, I now sit back and forth very VERY eagerly awaiting the last episode, which can't come here fast enough. Keep it up.
-Phantos
i hope i dissapoint anyone with the finale..;)
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WHAT THE HELL WAS THAAAT?!?! 0_o
-Phantos
Superb
First off, anyone who votes 0 on this movie just because it has sprites in it, or any other sprite movie for that matter, is completely retarded. So Dark Vincent, don't listen to those assholes, because they talk out of their asses.
Second, I've watched all 4 episodes and have a couple of things I would like to address to you.
1. Megaman and X are NOT the same robot. How could X have Megamans' memories from the earlier games if they're two completely different beings? Dr. Light created X AFTER Megaman, he didn't just put add-ons onto the original creation. That makes this story suffer a bit, because it doesn't make much sense.
2. Shure is spelled "Sure". The H is silent.
3. What happened to all the other characters?
4. How did a virus thing get into Bass and Zero's training program?
5. How did you get Slashman to have that trail effect?
Other than those inquireys, I think this is a very well designed series. It's nothing spectacular, but it is getting better and better with each passing episode. So I think it's safe to say that the next episodes are gonna rock, but until then, I can only speculate.
Keep up the good work.
-Phantos
First of all, Thanks for the review!!
Here we go!!
1- It's too soon to take conclusions... your answer'll come by the time...
2-Sorry, my english sux .
3-"To be continued"
4-"To be continued"
5-Its god damn easy:
1-Make a ball move fron one side to another.
2-Lets say that this animation(the ball moving) tooked 7 frames:
ex:
layer1=@------>@
(@=frame, --->= mothion tween)
3-Make another layer:
layer1=@------>@
layer2=
4-Copy the layer1 frames and paste in the layer2 like that:
layer1=@------>@
layer2=_@------>@
(_=Blank frame)
5-Now see what happen.
HUH?
When I see a flash movie, I hope to see something either funny/violent or entertaining, and this movie just... didn't offer any of that. It's got very good animation, but the voice-acting is mediocre. The premise is interesting, but the writing doesn't have anything... well, FUNNY. There was nothing to laugh at, or even giggle, or even crack a smile about.
Touch up on your writing, and your voice-work, and maybe this could pass off as entertaining. But as it is, it's nothing new or interesting.
-Phantos
I can see why this is on the Front Page
Although the music sucks so much I wanted to tear my ears off of my head just so I wouldn't have to hear it anymore, I found the whole premise to be a little humurous, a little sad, but altogether satisfying 'cause those asshole poachers finally get what they deserve in the end. That, and a clever ending provide for an enjoyable flash, although a gruesome one at that. But a little violence never hurt anyone....
...Wait.... Nevermind, scratch that last part. Look the point is, ya did a good job here.
-Phantos
Good, not great
I think the other editions of Joe Zombie are better. Not just because it had better action sequences, but also because not much actually happened during this episode, and it all went at a bit of a faster pace than it should have. Although it does shed some light on the story, it's hard to take it seriously when the voice acting so.... hammy. But let's face it, it's not like celebrities do the voice work so who can blame ya?
It was good, I'll admit that. But the only reason it's voted #2 right now is because it's new. In less than 2 weeks it'll be down the list. It's a shame really, because that's how the Top 50 works. It's not about the best, it's about the most recent.
Eh, I look forward to the finale, which I'm sure WILL be worthy of a high spot, even though the ranking system is flawed.
-Phantos
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