Phantosanucca's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[FF4 Survivor Ep. 12!]

The wait was SO worth it!

YES! A new FF4 Survivor! Oh thank goodness, I thought this was cancelled or something! Oh man, I've been a huge fan of this since the first episode, and this is the funniest one yet! If not a great flash movie all it's own, then certainly a unique one! And it was long 2! I didn't think flash movies could BE that long!

Excellent. Truly excellent.

-Phantos

DarkDragoonKain responds:

HELL NO WE CAN'T CANCEL THIS! And yes, Flash Movies can be almost any length, given that the file doesn't cap the Newgrounds Limit of 5MB. Glad you thought it rocked!

[One Ring to Rule ThemAll2]

Pure Genius

Joseph Blanchett is unstoppable by any physical force on Earth. And this unbelievably hilarious flash is proof of that. I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard! Bravo!

-Phantos

[All Your Pie]

5 WORDS

Funniest. Flash. Movie. Ever. PERIOD. Nothing comes close when it comes to hilarity. Encore, Encore!

-Phantos

[Mega Man X takes steroids]

Funny, Cool AND Educational

Yep, you combined all 3 of those factors to make a satisfying flash. Way to go. :)

-Phantos

[A Postal Event : Foamy The Squirrel]

Another triumph

This series just keeps getting better and better. It's so hard to choose which one is really the funniest, so why even bother? Just sit back and enjoy. Good job IllWill.

-Phantos

[8-bit Theater 2]

Great Comic, not so good flash

I'll be blunt: 8-Bit Theatre is one of the funniest online comics there is. This flash is not worthy of it... YET!

This could be just as good as Brian Clevinger's comic, but the voice acting is just.... what's a nice word for crap?

1. Fighter's voice is too deep. Fighter is like a kid trapped in a big stupid oafs body. Why does he sound like a big adult bouncer? He needs to have just a bit more of a lighthearted tone.

2. Black Mage has a cool voice, but he needs to have a higher pitch. And he talks WAY too slowly. Even a bit faster pace when speaking would definitely improve this flash drastically.

3. Thief only shows 1 emotion when talking. The other characters thus far have shown a wider range, except for whomever does Thief. Come on, Thief isn't ALWAYS thinking slyly to himself in a vegas-casino slot-jockey sort of way, although that is one of his many traits.

You need a vocal coach or somethin' man. Because as it stands, this flash is not worth the time it takes to load.

-Phantos

[Kerrigan -= Innocence =-]

Now I know why you're called "Legendary Frog".

Because you are a legend Joseph Blanchett. A freakin' legend.

I think of your funnier flash works as the funniest flash movies of all time, but I feel that this one has the best message. It really is art in Flash format. I'd love to see more of your characters in the real story they were designed for, but that doesn't mean you should stop making funny cartoons either. No no.

You made All Your Pie for cryin' out loud! I think I'll check out your site very soon, and I suggest any other fans of this to do so as well.

You have the gift man. Use it with care.

-Phantos

[Retarded Animal Babies 3]

I'm with Seamus Rosen Bow, that stank

And NO, I'm not gonna say it sucked because it's similar to some other Tree Animal whatever cartoon. I'm saying it sucks for 4 very blatant reasons.

1. The animation is bland at best.

2. Whoever "created" this obviously thinks the only way to get a laugh is to be as disgusting and crude as possible. This makes South Park look like Barney The Dinosaur. There are better ways to get a laugh besides cheap disgusting antics.

3. Every character sounds the same, in a way. All high-pitched characters sound the same, and all low-tone characters sound the same.

4. I enjoy toilet humour from time to time, but this is humour that came straight out of Rosie O'Donell's ***.

I strongly suggest that "Dave" go outside more often. As for Newgrounds, I suggest you watch something worthwhile instead of this garbage.

-Phantos

[16-Bit VS 8-Bit]

Pretty Good

Like the title says, that was pretty good. Although I wish the battle between Pong and Chrono were a little longer, I gotta say you pulled off a hilarious and interesting little piece of Flash.

-Phantos