I'm not gonna pull any punches here.
Some things irked me while watching this. First and foremost, the graphical style. While I understand that having the olde-tyme look and the 50's educational film-style requires a single narrator talking because the interesting characters can't, and making it almost entirely void of colour, adds to the effect, it takes away somewhat from the movie as a whole. This is the main feature, and main reason for people to watch. It should have more of the things that the extra scenes had. More voices, more character. A TINY BIT of colour. Instead, the entire main portion of this flash is basically a drawn-out version of the educational film scene from One Ring 2. Though a very well written, and performed scene at that.
As for extra scenes, they're actually kind of clever. Though the voice acting is considerably less talented in comparison to the feature presentation, it's far better than listening to some idiot screaming "IM SO KOOL LOLOL ITS A BUNNY!!1!1" into a cheap microphone, as is the custom for many Flash movies submitted here. But the extra scenes aren't even my biggest gripe:
The Mini-Game. Though cleverly designed and works well, it's just far too difficult. You'll spend many frustrating attempts, desperately trying to remember the various coloured materia order, only to fall short. How far someone will get in this game, is based on 2 things: How forgetful the player is, and how responsive the mouse button is when interacting with the flying multi-coloured spheres. It's just more frustration than neccessary in a Flash Movie.
Though if there were a very satisfying reward for such an arduous trial, then I might not be as... well, upset, as I am... But the only prizes are 5 VERY short scenes involving different Final Fantasy characters. And not every single one is worth the wear and tear of Materia Madness, or whatever it's called.
But the finishing blow is that, not only will the game piss off whoever happens to play it at least ONCE, but one of the worst OC Remixes ever devised, was selected as background music in a continuous loop. I don't know who butchered One Winged Angel and submitted it to ocremix.org, but it certainly didn't make the experience any more enjoyable having to listen to it repeat for eternity. Ironically, the original theme, or better yet the Orchestrated theme would have made a less torturous experience overall.
Yes, this review is bordering on the negative side. I'm not going to be dishonest to my, for lack of a better term, Flash Elders. I have too much respect for the work you guys do to lie, just to avoid an awkward review. Making Flash is long, exhausting work. I myself have yet to submit anything I feel is worthy enough to be submitted, so watching this, I can't even fathom how much effort, time, blood, sweat and tears went into making it. The least you deserve for it all,is honest criticism.
I'm not going to try in vain to blam this(especially since it's already far past judgement), but I will give it a score which I feel it deserves.
Though it has a lot of flaws, it's still a humorous, witty, extravagant Flash film in a sea of 5-second long Dragonball Z-Stick movies. The voice acting is getting better, the animation is accurate to an insane degree, and it's still fun to watch. And I don't think any less of those who created it. Nor do I intend to scorn anyone who voted 5 on this.
But that's what I felt about this Flash.
I wish ya'll the best of luck in your future projects, whatever they may be... (might I suggest a sitcom about robots?)
-Phantos