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That was your FIRST try?!

Then I pray that you'll stay at Newgrounds and continue to make more flash! I am at a complete loss of words, trying to descripe how brilliant this flash is. I don't think I've ever seen 2-D graphics drawn so well in a flash before! The music was catchy, and the premise is bad-ass.

I can't praise you enough for allowing Newgrounds to see this awesome flash. There is no doubt in my mind that you may be the next best thing to happen to this site since Joseph Blanchett.

BRAVO!

-Phantos

Another great addition to this underrated series!

The graphics make good use of the sprites(although the backgrounds look more pixely, it was neccessary to make it fit in the screen, so I can't blame ya there).
The writing is as comical as ever, even though some people say it's too repetitive. Well it's kinda hard to make a 20 minute episode with only 4 characters and only a few 30 second cameos from past characters. To those dunderheads I say, quit yer bitchin' and just enjoy the show! If they didn't like it, why would they watch the series at all?
The music selection was comical, and cool at the same time, and worked like a charm. Although I hate Shania Twain's music with a passion, it just made that scene all the better.
I'll admit it did seem a TAD drawn out, but it's later on in the series, so we should expect more bang for our buck once it comes to the finale, right?
With hilarious dialogue, a clever take on classic Final Fantasy characters, groovy flash-makin' skillz, and not to mention the bonus scene, and we have here a Newgrounds classic.

It pains me that this does not have a collection while shit with only 4 episodes like Retarded Animal Babies is categorized.

I eagerly anticipate the finale, were Ogre will no doubt win... At least I think so. Not that I WANT him to, but that would be histerical!

-Phantos

Thank you!

Thank you thank you thank you THANK YOU! This has actually helped me a lot. I may not suck at drawing as much anymore, now that I at least know the basics.

Thanks once again,

-Phantos

Quit lying

You did NOT make those sprites yourself. Give credit where credit is due. Geez, it's not hard to say it's copyrighted to a different company. Lazy...

Plus, I'm not sure if you're allowed to submit movies with stolen sound...

-Phantos

That was just a TEST?!

Jesus-One-Foot-On-A-Pogo-Stick-CHRIST that was incredible! Seriously, I can't recall a time when I've seen such jaw-dropping graphics, surreal music, and crisp sharp sounds combined into one kickass flash! You have more talent than anyone I've ever seen at NG(possibly rivaling the Legendary Frog)! I cannot wait to see more of your future works! I'd say keep it up, but I'm afraid I might jinx it or something.

-Phantos

Too hard to hear

What happened to the subtitles? Geez, now it really is physically impossible to hear what Black Mage is saying half of the time, simply because his voice isn't loud enough.

Fighter's voice is much better done than in the earlier installments, but Thief remains as boring as ever.

And certain little things I noticed that REALLY take away from some of the funnier jokes of 8-Bit Theatre. Like how in the comic, Black Mage enters the retirement home after the old man is done with his conversation, and YELLS "Eat Electric Death Old Man!", but in here, he walks in just after it starts, and WHISPERS the term instead.

You gotta get someone else to do the voice of Black Mage, becaue it is just too inaudible. He has the style, but it needs to be a louder, more crazy kinda tone.

Other than that, nice graphics, cool cameos, and hilarious situations wrap this up to be a very good flash.... It's too bad without subtitles you won't know what the hell is going on in it.

-Phantos

Meh...

I find it hard to enjoy this movie when it's hard to understand what the clocks/locks are saying. But, I'm sure in time I'll get used to it once I see more of these clock flashes. And at least it proves a point; that the locks are just a bunch of posers.

-Phantos

LollypopClock responds:

Well get used to the voices htere in a large percentage of clock movies. And ur right the locks are a bunch of posers.

"All good art is about something deeper than it admits." -Roger Ebert

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