Phantosanucca's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Data's First Emotion]

For Shame.

What the FUCK, is this doing on the Frontpage?! This movie is about STAR TREK CHARACTERS DANCING NAKED!! What the hell is wrong with all of you?!

First off, the graphics DO look similar to that of the people who play the characters on that awful show, but combined with decade old music, and an unimaginably STUPID concept, this stands out as one of the worst movies Tom ever put up on the Front Page. If he knew it was disturbing, why in all that's sacred would he put it on the Front Page?!

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Ah hell, I apoligize.... I don't blame Tom for anything. I don't blame Jeremy for making this.

I blame myself.

You see, should've known better. I assumed something on the Front Page would be WORTH watching.

-Phantos

JeremyLokken responds:

Dude, It's only a cartoon. You watch it and move on. Maybe he put it up because it was funny to him? Different people find different stuff funny. I am getting mixed reviews.

[Megaman: Vengeance]

Whoa...

You and Rigo should make a movie together. Because both of you have the best choreography of any Sprite movie since Rise Of The Mushroom Kingdom.

Ingenious.

-Phantos

[Battle for the Portal Pt4]

Such a fitting ending...

I'm glad to be one of the first to see this movie, and one of the first to review it, because it marvelously closes one of the most professionally compiled flash series this site has ever seen....

Even though you made fun of Foamy, at least it was done well, not like that shitty Neurotically Whored crap.

My only gripe with this series is that every character besides the clocks have THE SAME VOICE. I seriously doubt Luigi would ever talk like that, and I'm sure each clay thing would have an individual voice. But it's a small flaw in an otherwise great flash.

Good show!

-Phantos

SecretAgentBob responds:

Yeah, the same voice thing is probably because they are all done by me, and I'm not an amazing voice actor by any means :)

Heh, well at least for this part I had Knox to do some guest voicing for a few of the clay guys.

Thanks for the review!

[Dope Nose]

Damn Scary

Not only was that a poorly assembled mess of flash, but it just plain scared the crap outta me. I don't think I'll ever be able to listen to Weezer the same again... 0_0

-Phantos

[Love, Wink]

Aww

I thought that was cute. I love how the characters move. It's so fluid and vibrant. The graphics, though simple, nicely fit the style of the movie. And I liked the little plot of it too.

Plus Wink is a timeless character. Does Pico has a run for his money? ;)

-Phantos

[Magic Animal Babies]

Oh MY God.... he's finally done it...

You finally made a RAB episode I LIKE! Finally, no more overtly disgusting boob-dragons and crap! No more amounts of swearing that make South Park look like Reading Rainbow!

And best of all, it actually manages to be FUNNY too! And the best part of all? Watching that stupid donkey get hurt! HAHAHA!

*ahem*

Sorry. I just really hate that freakin' donkey...

Anyways, it's not that vulgarity is neccessarily BAD or anything, but your other cartoons DID manage to go way over the top with it.

Regardless, I think I may be turned around on this subject. If you manage to make the next one without as much of the sick stuff, but still put in some of the uh, "classic" content you want in there, then I may develop a liking for this series.

-Phantos

[Mario Vs Sonic (HR)]

Oh God, not another one...

Randy Solemn would never do something as stupid as tell people to copy his movie over and over again. SO unoriginal. At least in his movies you could decide who wins.

-Phantos

Cream-E responds:

You dont even know the guy, you spelt his name wrong! Your review means NOTHING to me, you didn't even create 1 movie (of what I can see through your profile) so how could you be judging?

[Battle for the Portal Pt3]

Strawberry Clock never looked so cool

Although the Back To Mad thing has been done with the uber-terrific Rockman Neo, it worked REALLY REALLY WELL in the scene where Strawberry decimates a bunch of clay people. Simply the most mind-blowing graphics of any flash on this site.

No other author at this site could possibly create the stunning visuals provided in this series.

The fighting was insanely frenzied and the movie shows us both the slow side, and the bad-ass side of Strawberry Clock.

Although the voice acting for the Lego Men is hammy and could be MUCH better performed, this is still worth a 5 from any sane voter.

-Phantos

[Battle for the Portal Pt1]

The Revelation Is Upon Us...

I wouldn't be surprised if this stays as the #1 movie for so long it makes an indentation into the Top 50. Because I honestly feel this is BY FAR, the greatest movie on Newgrounds today. PERIOD. No if's, and's or but's.

And if a guy who hated Gunny Bunny, Alien Hominid, Jim The Cat, Miss Dynamite, Madness Avenger, and MOST of the Retarded Animal Babies series can say that, then this series will easily reign supreme.

-Phantos

[Robot Project Final Piece]

A scrapheap of a flash movie

Honestly, what idiot could enjoy watching this? A bad 80's song set to mediocre animation of a guy having sex with a robot. This is how you kids get your freak on nowadays?!

-Phantos