Phantosanucca's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

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....wow.........

That was really......... something....

The graphics are simply astounding on so many levels. All of the 3-D and 2-D animation flying around in unity is very well pulled off, and perfectly fits to the beats of the song.

Although you wanted the japanese rave style.... Did you have to draw so many male characters without clothing(or starting to take OFF their clothing in that one scene)... I don't realy wanna see that when I watch a flash movie. Despite that, you still get a 10 in the graphics department.

Anyway, the song is insanely catchy; the kind of song I could listen to over and over again. And I think it fits the style of this flash like a shoe.

Speaking of style..... I'm without words when it comes to the style portrayed here. It's zany, it's off the wall, it's..... a stange mix of cartoon and digital animation jumping around to uber-kewl beats.... So this gets a 5 from me.

-Phantos

[You are a F*cking Moron2]

Another witty splash into the sea of stupidity

You have clearly proven us to be a humurous flash designer with this new series, one that I hope will be a mainstay at Newgrounds. However, the next episode you bring to this junkyard of a website should focus on a different celebrity, even though it IS fun to make fun of Jessica Simpson's sheer idiocy.

The movie itself is nicely animated, but the voice acting is really where it shines the most. The way the Reginold character changes the pitch of his voice whilst reading the excerpts is done with proffession and comes off as hysterical. It really emphasizes how much smarter we are to that silicone endowed lunkhead.

I await more episodes with patience, but for the next edition, may I suggest a different celebrity? Of course I do realize that Simpson is SO stupid she needs 2 episodes for us to fully understand her vast slug-like way of thinking, but a new imbecilic celebrity would add some much needed variety to the show.

Bravo, Zipperfish. Bravo.

-Phantos

[Rise of the MK: Part 2]

Everything a good flash needs is right here

This is one of the few flash movies that truly has everything. A good dose of humour. Detailed choreography. Mindboggling amounts of creativity. God-like work with video game sprites(especially the terrific snow and castle backgrounds).

Other than that, there's nothing more I can say that ParedoN hasn't already said. Nonetheless, this may very well be the best 2 Dimensional movie on Newgrounds today. It's clearly the best movie involving video game sprites as well.

Pure genius. I know a lot of people say that about the RAB movies, but this, however, is actually WORTH watching more than once.

Randy, you've done it again!

-Phantos

[Whatever!]

Ignore the last reviewer

He believes this flash is anything above terrible. It isn't. It's far worse. One of the most God-aweful flashes Tom ever had the nuts to put up on the Front Page. Decent-to-below average animation, a song so unbelievably horrific to listen to that it makes Britney Spears look like a talented popstar, needless violence(that was poorly pulled off might I say), and a stupifying concept make this an intolerable waste of flash.

If you would like to see something similar to this movie, you can simply stare into the toilet bowl after a good bowel movement.

-Phantos

[Retarded Animal Babies 5]

Simply stunning...

.....Well, you've outdone yourself again..... But not in a good way.... But not in a bad way.... But in a very twisted, sad way...

I really don't know what to make of this. It's got descent scripts, decent voice-acting(although the characters all sound too similar), decent animation, the bunny didn't die for once, and it took a turn from the way the episodes were put up before. Now it has a more sitcom or cartoon show kind of feel to it, because it's not like the other ones where it just shows the same situation, but for each character.

It's like an actual episode of a TV show, with a... well, something that might pass for a story anyway...

But I didn't really laugh. Sure, I could SEE the humour. I knew it was there. And I certainly think the "confession" scene at the end had it's moment, but I never really laughed out loud.

And come on. A dragon made out of BOOBS??? That's a new low. Regardless of whether or not the actual episode is good or not, this "series" is continually becoming more and more disgusting and degrading, to the point where it actually takes away from the overall.... uh.... experience...

I'm sorry, I'm just dumbfounded at this. I'm not slamming it into the ground, nor am I making a retard-esque review claiming it to be da best flash evar11!1!@, either. I'm with Bullet Head Spike on this one. I'm not voting 5 on this one... but I'm not blamming it either...

I'm....... simply without words. Or a reasonable choice of action for what score I should give this...

So... I'll just back out quietly and hope not too many idiots attack me just 'cause I didn't vote 5...

-Phantos

[Bass' Revenge 3]

I think A10000 is on to something.

Now that I think of it, I think back to the very first Megaman Final Battle episode and realize that maybe Megaman DOES need some humour. I mean, don't get me wrong, this flash is another one of your finest, but the writing could be so much more. I think I was a bit too hard on you when I first reviewed your movies 'cause I think you know how to add humour to a deep story but not go overboard with it.

I guess it just adds a bit more depth to the characters. I mean, it's like the Bob & George comic strips. In that, Megaman is the dumb guy who's more than willing to point out the flaws of the game design or the stupidity in Wily's creations. Proto Man is the cool type. Dr. Light is the drunk, you know?

I'm not saying you should turn this into a comedy, but I think you should emphasis more on how Protoman is the cooler, suave type, to Megaman's cluelessness from the first flash he appeared in.

But I'm not gonna tell you how to do your job. I still think as it is now, the sprite animations are top-notch, the music is fitting and cool. And most of all, some enjoyment was had watching this.

Good job man.

(PS: I liked the way you made Eddie fly. :)

-Phantos

CheveLoco responds:

yeah i've been thinking of including some comedy in future episodes...maybe i will

[arfenhouse teh movie too]

That's insane...... But not neccessarily BAD

First off, I commend you on your 8-Bit Theatre flash impersonation. It showed the truth about that highly overrated flash based on a far better sprite comic.

Second.... That was the single most f***ed up flash I've ever seen...

So...... Keep up the good work!

-Phantos

[Arfenhouse: The Movie]

...I am speechless...

I honestly have no idea what to give this..... this... whatever the hell THAT was supposed to be. 0_O

[final fantasy X parody]

Poor at best.

1. It's spelled NOBUO Uematsu. I can't believe you spelled the complicated part correctly and the easy part incorrectly. That defies all logic. It's like you purposely want to look like an idiot.

2. That wasn't funny. IN ANY WAY. And made no sense.

3. The voice acting just plain sucks. It's the same raspy voice for every character and it adds nothing to the humour.

4. The writing is uninteresting, and lacks any reason to keep watching.

5. The graphics were GOOD, not great, but the animations just plain stank.

6. The matrix bits were unneccessary and the whole concept of this lame flash is downright pathetic.

There's no reason to watch this. Re-using jokes that aren't funny in a flash that isn't funny is the kind of technique common idiots use before their flash is blammed. Newgrounds, however, let this by just because it has Final Fantasy in it.

Losers...

-Phantos