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That was shit

1. There have been quite a few times when Black Spy wins. If you actually ever BOTHERED to read Mad Magazine, you might have figured that out.

2. There's no preloader.

3. There's no sound.

4. What the f*** was up with that background you found?!

and last but not least,

What possesed you to do something this stupid???

-Phantos

GoTwinks responds:

hey listen up asswipe, i've read plenty of mads to know that the black spy has won a couple times, but not everyone who knows spy vs spy will know that the black spy won a few times, 2) who cares about a preloader its a small file anyways 3)turn your hearing aids up granny 4)whats so bad about the backgrounds asswipe 5)Hey at least we have the fucking balls to upload some flash work to laugh at your funny ass critisizum

Ladies and gentlemen...

There is only 1 word for this movie: IDIOCY.

Watching this made me feel dumber by the second. And if I wanted that, then I would hit myself in the head with a hammer.

-Phantos

Somewhat immature

The graphics were decent, but the attempts at humour are just all over the place. Everything is so off-the-wall, it's hard to consider anything to be humurous. I'm sorry man, but this doesn't quite get my approval.

-Phantos

......WTF?

I think you are doing very well at your animation skills. If you're as good at writing as you are at drawing flash, then you should be a mainstay legend here at NG.

As for this movie......

....

Well, at least you're practicing. Practice makes perfect!

-Phantos

Hey man, chill. No need to be mean to BHSpike

U said to BHSpike: "You call me a reatrd?? At least I don't write crap in my profile that's WrITteN lIkE a ReTArDeD 12 yEaR Old would. Seeing as you are so great and so very mature, what the hell are you doing on a site like this? Don't you have a life? I don't spend all day and night on my Flash movies because I do actually have a social life iunlike you, as you are a hypocritical moron who has way too much time on your hands.

Finally, go fuck yourself, bitch."

Man, calm down. Jesus, you need to GROW UP man. Forgive him for using the brain in his head. Maybe if you did it, we wouldn't have had to sit through this trash you call flash.

You can say the usual "i knnow flash so fuck you!!1!" in a similar fashion in which you did to BHSpike without mercy, but know this:

Whoever brags about their social life every chance they get is a loser with no friends. You need to accept the fact that people have opinions different from yours, not lash out at anyone who doesn't vote 5. And if you think you have the right to flame people for not liking it, then who here is the retard?

-Phantos

18-12-2 responds:

You know, this is a place to review work, not start criticising me about whatever the hell you were going on about. Perhaps if you want your opinions to be heard, go onto the BBS and rant there, instead of just giving me all Zeroes without any reason. And don't try and act all high and mighty on me, it's people like you that are usually the biggest retards.

You need to accept the fact that people have opinions different from yours.

Sound familiar? You criticise me about it, and yet here you go on and on and on about meaningless crap that has nothing to do with Flash.

So why don't you just crawl back into your little hole with your laptop and Playboy magazines and stop wasting my time with your bullshit, you pathetic excuse for a NG user.

It's hard to find good backgrounds sprites...

I suggest you get the ROMs to these games, so that you don't have to settle with the fugly backgrounds and jpg sprites. And maybe you could work on the writing a little more. I'm sure that with some more effort, and some better sprites, then this could be acceptable. But until then, it's nothin' new.... Sorry dood.

-Phantos

I'm pretty sure it's a glitch

There's no way NG would be stupid enough to rate this as the #1 movie of all time, and since the score is actually LOWER than anything else in NG history, I think maybe the system accidentally misread the score and thought it was the HIGHEST rated in NG history.

Tom or Wade really need to step in. This is making a mockery of Newgrounds having this scat at #1.

-Phantos

No-blam-4-u responds:

yo dude, no need for insults, it was a mistake by them, give em a break. And it looks like this movie set two records then? firs anegative score of -1.56 and a score of 116.10 haha, meh, not my fault, so don't bitch at me people

You gotta add more than just music

It was blammed for a reason. All you did was just add music to it. That's good, we appreciate that, but that's putting a band-aid on a broken arm.

You need to add more choreography, more of the fight sequences, and a PRE-LOADER. Maybe some text in between bouts. This isn't something you can solve in 5 minutes. You need to take the time to make this a better flash.

Maybe then it will be saved.

-Phantos

"All good art is about something deeper than it admits." -Roger Ebert

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