Phantosanucca's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Retarded Animal Babies 4]

Ugh...

"Fucking masterpiece"? Come on. I thought the Fulps were better than this. It's one thing to make funny material with tones of dirty toilet humour, but to use similar jokes and lamer catchphrases? That's... well, like I said, lame.

Although I admit having Infinity Man destroyed by finding out that infinity equals zero, or something like that, is certainly clever, this doesn't really evolve from the other parts in the series. Plus I don't need to see that much donkey feces at one given time(or at ALL for that matter, or a donkey eating monkey sperm for that matter).

This is an immature attempt at humour. Animation is still hard to judge because more than half of the animation in this(and your other) flash movies are private parts and bodily fluids.

This is guaranteed to be #1 for at least 2 months, simply because there are too many retards at NG who vote 5 just because they don't know any better.

But then again, I'd rather have this at the top than Fish Job, or any of the Clock's work. So, it's kind of like a line from this flash:

Newgrounds: "We may be retarded, but we're not stupid."

-Phantos

[Final Fantasy 2]

Good

Although the graphics are very, um..... quesitonable, and some of the writing could use some work, and there was a sprite of the Dark Cecil character helping the Light Cecil character which ANOTHER Dark Cecil was fighting, otherwise this is a witty, funny, and decent flash for one of your first. You have a lot of potential, and all I can suggest is that you continue to make flash movies, because you'll only grow in experience, and only grow better at flash in general. I hope this doesn't get blammed.

-Phantos

[Super Mario Jackass]

Not bad

Kinda petered out at the end, but for your first try, you made very good use of the sprites movements, and capturing the humour of the show. I just wish you had emphasized more on the jackass part instead of just a punchline. Oh well. It gets my approval.

-Phantos

[mario_vs_luigi]

Here are some friendly suggestions:

1. The coin sound effect is overused in this movie.

2. The words go by too fast.

3. Too much internet lingo.

4. You were right when you said you got lazy with the ending. I suggest you go back, and put more time and effort into the ending to make it more violent, or funny, or whatever you want it to be.

Other than that, it's better than some of the crap that's shoveled here daily. I hope you take those points into account if you ever re-do this flash, to avoid the cursing and put-downs from the other NG users...

-Phantos

[system interrupted]

Phanto's 100th Review!

For my centenial review, I decided to watch this absolutely stunning piece of flash. And I'm certainly glad I decided to see it when I did. The graphics are mind-blowing, from start to finish, and the action is unique and exciting. Although the main character's range of movements could have been more fluid, they are still put to good use. The music is a little strange tho, but I was too busy admiring this awesome movie to care. A mind-boggling effort and creativity was put into this, and for that, it gets my approval.

Encore! Encore! :)

-Phantos

HeRetiK responds:

thanks for your comments and congrats to your 100th review!

[Zero Intro]

Now there's something interesting

Although the cut-out scenes seem a little unnatural, and the whole movie could be a little longer(maybe add effects to the title), this is still an interesting intro. Just try and put even more of an effort into making this, and make it more lengthly, and then you may have here the next Rockman Neo. ;)

-Phantos

[Megaman And Samus]

I'm aware that it wasn't supposed to make sense...

But you could have at least tried to make it a decent flash. I understand that this is also your first flash with Macromedia MX, but this just doesn't cut it. The graphics were blurred, the music was all over the place and none of the music fit in with whatever was happening in the scenes, and it just goes nowhere fast.

This was a random, and perplexing flash at best, and I can't say that I enjoyed it at all....

Sorry man. At least you're trying.

-Phantos