Phantosanucca's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Super Console Wars Part 2]

Too many bad puns...

Nate Craddock, you're the world's greatest flash ANIMATOR... But you don't know s*** about making a funny movie. That was just a long line of puns, not actual material. None of the characters say anything funny, or do anything funny. All you did was just alter the planets/ships/characters of Star Wars to video game related products/characters.

And there were too many puns! Lukigi. Shinobi-Wan-Kenobi. Segalderan. This is like reading Mad Magazine, except not nearly as funny.

-Phantos

[Mega man X get Taxes]

Well done

Although I can't tell now if that was supposed to be a funny flash or a serious flash, this I do know: It had colourful backgrounds, sprites and sprite animations, original and unique purposes for those sprites, interesting music, and this is just an enjoyable little movie plain and simple.

Good job.

-Phantos

[Megaman900 Ep. 01]

Not bad for a first try man

You made the sprites move as if you just recorded stuff from the game, and you found some nice backgrounds and animations, and the guitar music was catchy and added to the overall flow of the flash.

But, this being a first movie, there's always room for improvement. First off, the writing seems a little similar for every character. Like, Megaman fights Sting Chameleon and Zero, and they talk back to each other like: "I will defeat you." "No, you will not be able to touch me." "No YOU are the one who is unable to touch ME" and so on...

Try to add different personalities to each villain(crazy, quiet, egotistical, badass, etc.), and as for Zero, I think you should use sprites of him from one of the later additions of the X games. You did a good job with the sprites from X1, but X3-6 have better sprites of him using his cool sword, while in the first and second games, he barely even used his sword.

Just a couple of suggestions. Very well done for a first try. Keep it up man. :)

-Phantos

[Rotating Hand, Classic]

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WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!?!?!

That was some seriously messed up shit man. The animation was crappy, the plot was similar to that of a storyline from an acid trip, which I think inspired this..... whatever the hell this is supposed to be...

I feel dirty just having watched this...

-Phantos

Batthew responds:

Hey you piece of shit! Your aunt Mabeline owns a butt-plug, so fuck off.

[Zero's Glitch part 4]

Not as funny, but still a worthwhile movie

The only problem I can think of is that hearing that same song from FFX(Otherworld; the heavy metal guitar stuff) kinda gets annoying after a while. Other than that, it's another quality short by rebornMCW. Keep 'em comin'!

-Phantos

[Zero's Glitch part 3]

The "mystery character"'s name is Dante, btw

He's from the game Devil May Cry. I recognise it anywhere. Well, yet another funny flash. And I like how you end them just when you wanna see more. You leave the audience wanting more, and that's the key to making this series a classic at NG. Good job.

-Phantos

[Zero's Glitch part 2]

Vastly improved over the original

This has enough humour to fill a warehouse wall-to-wall. Although Link looks a... tad strange what with his pixels being painted for some reason, it's still a humourous short, that really proves that if you listen to these reviews, and to suggestions and comments given by NG members(besides "more boobies!!!!1!!1"), then you can better your flash making skillz.

-Phantos

[Subzero VS. Megaman]

Maybe finish the movie first

Why would they have some sort of battle in a happy flowery field, sans the flowers? And why isn't this movie even FINISHED yet?

Other than the complex fighting sequences later in the flash, there's not much reason to watch this until it's actually DONE. Hopefully with some much-needed improvements.

Sorry man.

-Phantos

wfehoodornament responds:

i submitted this to see if people would like it enuff for me to not wanna waste my time on the endings im making and have no one like them and that back ground was from one of my other flashes that sucked horribly...idk i guess a tribute to it lol

[perish]

Beautiful, yet tragic

Poetry in flash format. I like how the story scenes are played last, then 2nd last, then the middle, then the 2nd, and then the 1st scene. Instead of playing from beginning to end, it plays from end to beginning. It gives a Memento kind of feel that actually works better than if it were played the normal way. It's touchng, sad, but it would have been so much more if you chose a song that doesn't... well, have little to do with the flash, and doesn't suck as well.

Oh well. This is still gold by my standards.

-Phantos

[The Smoker's Interview]

The graphics are the only really good point.

I'm sorry man, but I just didn't find anything funny with this. The voices and writing aren't funny, and they're actually a bit annoying. I must give credit to the graphics, which, although aren't stunning, still have a good amount of detail in them, so it shows you've worked pretty hard on that specific category.

However, they're kind of wasted in this flash. You need to think "What would be REALLY funny?" Try watching shows like The Simpsons or Family Guy for inspiration.

Good luck in your next projects man.

-Phantos