Phantosanucca's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Gamers #2"Where's Sonic?"]

Shit

Simply put, that was shit.

"Where's Sonic?"

ZOOM!

*crashes into wall*

*explodes into very bloody and disgusting corpse*

"Oh there you are."

Now tell me, what part of that was NOT a complete waste of time, flash and dignity on your part?

-Phantos

Xenon1337 responds:

Damn.....must be a sonic fan..
It's a series of shorts dumbass,quit your bitching.
Besides you're spoiling it for everyone. Dick.

[Joetownrock Execution]

WTF was THAT supposed to be?!

A man shoots a guy twice, makes 2 loud shrieking sounds, and then shoots himself in the head....

And you think THAT is worthy of Newgrounds? How the crap did this make it past judgement?

-Phantos

[Neurotically Whored]

Okay, wtf is wrong with all you people?

This is just crap filtered out by some guy who has a vendetta against someone with TALENT. The fact is, everyone is entitled to their opinion, but no one is entitled to rip-off the style of another person's work to make fun of it just because they don't entirely like it.

I love the Neurotically Yours series. But that's not why I'm outraged at this flash. How would you like it if you put every ounce of effort into making something that you think is gold, and then have a bunch of idiots blam it, when your work is actually pretty good?

How would you feel if people started making fun of your work, and a million prebubescent nerds sent it into the top 50 just because they don't like it either?

This is nothing more than a personal insult to IllWill Press, and doesn't deserve to exist. This is the kind of mind-numbing slock that is turning our society into a cultural wasteland. The man who made this flash shouldn't be phrased, he should be PUNISHED!

This is nothing but a petty attempt at a flame war, and is only making himself look dumber in the process. The people at NG have to learn that opinion is one thing, but literally making fun of someone elses work for no reason other than spite, is not opinion. It's stupidity....

You're not stupid are you?

-Phantos

stealmyinternet responds:

its called a parody. Mad Magazine does it all the time. i'm using the characters likenesses to make fun of them. its not a ripoff. no matter what you think your review is unfair. Considering that i drew pictures, it had sound, it deserves at least a 1 in each category. I was just pointing out the flaws in these cartoons, in a form where many people would see them, in a hope to show people that iwillpress is overrated. Its just a comic converted to flash. And yet it ranks up in the top 50 over other BETTERLY animated and more in depth movies. Whenever i review iwill[ress's movies i never give him a 0. i tell him exactly whats wrong with his piece, and how he can improve it. However each installment i see is the same tired old formula. This movie is maybe, half as well drawn as his, however it has scene changes, which his lacks. Also it was done in much less time.

[Cub]

That dog is awesome

I love how his legs are 3 wheels. It's so adorable....

Then the rampaging violence that we all know and love here at NG comes in, with a dramatic, yet very skillfully drawn style. This flash is pretty easy on the eyes, and we're all the more thankful for it.

OVerall, I think this has potential to be a NG classic. Well done.

-Phantos

[OWLC Ep.1 Preview]

I'm not saying the idea or flash is bad

But what I AM saying is that preview flashes are not only a giant waste of OUR time, but the creators as well. Instead of spending more time making the finished movie, they waste their time making a "preview" which is completely broken and demented.

If it's not finished, don't submit it. Geez, when will you people learn that previews are completely pointless, and often spoil the finished movie anyway?

-Phantos

[GALAPAGOS]

This is art

Wonton does present some good points, but what I don't think he realises is that this isn't supposed to be technically accurate. It's a symbol of what a parent will go through to save his family, or somewhere along those lines. And it also symbolises the cycle of nature itself.

And it just makes me sick, knowing that trash like Retarded Animal Babies has a higher score than this. God forbid this artist should use the brain in his head.

-Phantos

[firstlove]

What in God's name was THAT supposed to be?

I have seen well over 200 flash movies in my life(many before I even went to Newgrounds), and have seen some pretty messed up stuff.

But THAT, the single most twisted 2 minutes of my life. It's just some wierd song that switches between languages as strange eyeball drawings are planted on random pictures of people while explosions occur in the background. I thought I was on drugs for a second there.

I cannot overemphasize the sheer insanity that this flash presents. It offers nothing to Newgrounds, and takes away the precious time of any who dare to watch it.

-Phantos

[Garland Vs. The Imps]

Hilarious!

Simply hilarious. Briliant writing, mixed with comical and funny situaitons, and you have yourself a unique and worthwhile flash. A NG classic.

-Phantos

[5 More Minutes : Foamy The Squirrel]

Another triumph!

And Illwill press has officially rebounded, after a somewhat less funny, although still funny A Poetic Meal, this cartoon is all the more worth it. Not only is Foamy the Squirrell yet again hilarious at unstoppable levels, but we also get to see a little more of Germaine if ya know what I mean. ;)

Great flash man. Great flash indeed..... I suddenly have a cravin' for bagels...

-Phantos

[Bobby The Booger - Ep. 1]

THIS IS THE WORST MOVIE EVER ALLOWED ONTO NG!!!!!!

And here's why!

Holly Jones, an innocent young girl was abducted recently, molested, and KILLED. But that's not where this grisly tale ends. You see, the sick, twisted monsters who did such horrible things to her, then CUT HER BODY INTO MORE THAN 3 PIECES, AND STUFFED HER REMAINS INTO GARBAGE BAGS, AND LITTERED THEM ACROSS THE SHORE OF A TORONTO ISLAND!!!!

And in this flash, we see a girl booger brought into a guy booger's house, where she is MURDERED. Then, the next scene shows the guy booger with a garbage bag, which, when emptied later on in the flash, are the cut-up pieces of the girl booger!

Juztin, do you HONESTLY think this is funny? Because if you do then you're just as sick as the bastards who killed Holly Jones. Do you have no consideration for the feelings of others?! There are hundreds of Canadians who go to this site, and you have personally spit in the face of each and every one of them, AND managed to belittle an immensly serious issue just so you could make some shitty-ass flash about snot!

I really hope that this wasn't intentional, and I seriously hope that you never meant any ill feelings towards those who have been affected by this tragedy. But an innocent girl has lost her life, and has been denied a chance at life. And this flash, like it or not, completely underminds everyone who has ever been related or affected to any and all cases portrayed in this flash.

Don't make another Bobby the Booger short, because this is not the kind of stuff that should be made fun of. Please, I'm asking you not as a diligent member of Newgrounds. But as a human being. Please, PLEASE stop this before it becomes even more offensive, or in the very least, fix this movie so that it doesn't portray the awful message that it does now.

I hope the rest of Newgrounds will support me on this. I really hope you all have the dignity to do so. Because funny or not, this is a subject that does not deserve to be made fun of...

-Phantos

juztin responds:

whoa, calm down cowboy...i never even heard of that chick. take some pills and relax. hope you like episode two better ;)